Chorus

Gotta be frank man, I really hate your girlfriend
She’s a real skank-bag, she’s fuckin’ up your program
Love is a many-funny-things, but this chicks just a money-fiend
Throw her in the trash like used-rubbers then
Bounce on up out
Throw her in the trash like used-rubbers then
Bounce on up out

I’ve been meaning to talk to you one-on-one for some time now
This chick that you’re talking to, she’s a dozen a dime now
I’m not gonna sum her up to a three letter word
But if I did it would be one you couldn’t make a housewife now
I’m a firm believer that love is irrational, but
Hearing this girl’s voice is like having a rash on your nuts
Son, you a passionate klutz
Craving a connection, but her face looks like something we would have to dissect
Up in biology, first you just wanted to set your pollen free
Now she’s moved her stuff in, it’s stuff cuz you on a leash
Plus she’s spendin’ paper that you really don’t have
Got her street urchin girlfriends lurkin in your pad
Eatin’ your grub, chain smokin’, makin’ you they Chauffer
Like what the fuck, is your brain broken? Man you need to show her the door
But you claim there’s more than my tirade conveys
But I can tell that she’s no deeper than her Myspace page

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Whup, then the baggage came up out the baggage claim
Stuck with a chick that’s inflictin’ pain on your haggard frame
Fucked, cuz you know that if you call things off
She’s gonna sneak between your bed sheets and saw things off
She’s got a screw loose, but that’s not everything that’s been loosened up
Need a spreadsheet just to keep track of all the dudes she fucked
Yeah she’s a floozy but your libido convolutes
Treat her like a princess but I can see she’s a prostitute
Don’t even think about bringing the bitch around me
Unless you wanna see her get served quicker than ground beef
Even our visitation rights is in doubt
Because you’re locked up, she won’t let you out, no
I apologize if this seemed mean-spirited
But I’ve seen you pulverized as her deeds breed virulence
Through your emotions, me motion
That you tie a cinder block around her ankle and drop her into the ocean